Monday, October 1, 2007

Death Aqua Aerobic Instructor of Doom


I wonder if the County police will take a report on an aerobics instructor who attempted to cause the death of 16 women this morning?

Good GAWD did I ever loathe and despise this woman by the end of class. I'm sure I was absolutely radiating hatred by the time I dragged my tired, thoroughly aerobicized body out of the pool.

It's not bad enough that I get into a swim suit and splash around in the smelly chlorine getting water splashed in my eyes. But I don't have to be happy about it.

Grrr.

Well, at least she was a substitute teacher...otherwise, I may have to sneak up and drown her perky butt!

1 comment:

Rebecca Lily said...

LOL. You are too funny!! I've never done water aerobics, and I don't think I will EVER do water aerobics after reading your post!!

Chasing after these 4 crazies around my house is exercise enough for this mama. :)

Rebecca