Scrapbook purgatory

Well, there you have it. I'm in scrapbook purgatory.

I've never in my 40-odd years of existence ever scrapbooked. Ever. Just not my thing. So now, our agency tells me I have to pull together a scrapbook of our lives to go with our dossier.

I'm going to be judged on my scrapbooking abilities??

Uh oh.

It's not that I'm not artistic. I am. I sculpt, for example. I can do fondant cakes-- well, most of the time. But cropping? Gads. I walked into Hobby Lobby today and felt a little...ah...overwhelmed.

I left with some card stock, page preservers and a lot of hope. I am also rather eager NOT to have to buy a paper/photograph cutter.

I am going to have to invoke the saints of scrapbooking to intervene on my behalf. This could really be a trainwreck.

**Props to Scrapbooking Bureau of Investigations for the wicked cool jpg!